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WEREWOLF FACT:
Werewolves die by a silver bullet but they can also die when their habitat (mostly cities, forests, and towns) are polluted, deforested, or rife with bear traps, mines, and Van Helsings.

WEREWOLF FACT:
Approximately one half of a werewolf dies every thirty seconds. Save 'em!

WEREWOLF FACT:
The only thing scarier than a werewolf's claws is Tilda Swinton's face.

WEREWOLF FACT:
Just because werewolves frighten you does not mean that we should sit idly by while they go extinct. Spiders and various diseases frighten you too, but we let those things keep living. Wise up!

WEREWOLF FACT:
If you want to avoid becoming a werewolf YOURSELF, follow this simple rules: stay indoors during the full moon, do not befriend people who are suspicious looking and/or excessively hairy (JUST IN CASE THEY ARE ONE), and most importantly DO NOT TALK TO CREEPY GYPSY WOMEN WHO MIGHT HEX YOU.

WEREWOLF FACT:
A study conducted by the Hungarian Institute For Werewolf Research Institute (HIFWRI) concluded that werewolves will be over %70 extinct by August of 2041 if our neglect goes unchecked. Save 'em!

WEREWOLF FACT:
Werewolf discrimination is the leading number one cause of werewolf tears.

WEREWOLF FACT:
Werewolves are people too!

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